Neil Diamond
Can you you write a story about love on the rocks using these Neil Diamond song titles?
1) First you have to say you love me.
2) You played the field, I played the fool.
3) Home is a wounded heart.
4) Aint no way.
5) Amazed and confused.
6) I've never been the same
Clarification:
I did not really mean "can you" as in "are you able to" but more "would you like to" as an exercise in creativity that also might release tension or take you to another place other than where you now sit! It feels good to create something sensible or funny or exciting out of nothing using your own imagination!! Obviously, all stories would be original, that goes without saying!!
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
"Love On The Rocks"
Do you all remember my character from many stories ago that I refer to as Silva, the Vixen From Vermont? Well guess what? She has returned to Dodge....This time with one of her friends.......Nancy, the Nutter From Nebraska.
They caused quite a stir the day they arrived in Dodge : http://www.greekhelsinki.gr/bhr/english/special_issues/rom_linguist/photo1.jpg
Matt was in his office when he heard the commotion on Front street. When he went outside to see what was going on, he stopped dead in his tracks! "Oh,no!! The Trollops From Tulsa," he exclaimed! He started to walk away. He remembered how Silva had behaved toward him in the past. ....Best to just leave.
Silva: "Marshal Dillon!! (4) Aint no way you're leaving here until I get a chance to talk with you!" Matt tried to be polite. He asked how she'd been....Hoped that she was enjoying good health....You know...The usual pratter when you have nothing else to say.
Matt:"Well, nice seeing you again."
Silva:" I'll leave you be.....For NOW....Under one condition.
(1) First you have to say you love me, you handsome man, you!!"
Across the street, Miss Kitty, Matt's former girlfriend, was observing all of this from the LongBranch, the saloon that she owned and managed. Still trying to recover from losing Matt to Sunshine MacGillicutty, she found this moment of amusement a bit of a respite. She had spent so many days aching as she watched Matt and Sunshine galavanting all over the place.
Kitty:" This day is looking better and better," she laughed to herself. "Just wait until "Ol' Sunny Side Up" gets a load of THIS!! I wonder how she'll handle these two lunatics?!"
She watched Silva and Nancy try to corner Matt. Had she still been his lady, she would have run over and grabbed hold of him.....Let them know he was HERS!
Kitty mused quietly: " You'll just have to handle this yourself, Marshal Dillon. (2) You played the field, I played the fool. What goes around, comes around. Ye shall reap what ye soweth.......Awwwwww......." She couldn't think of another euphemism so she decided to take another gulp from her trusty bottle of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut....Her drink of choice.
Silva:" Oh, Marshal, ever since you hooked up with that girl from Virginia....What's her name, again?......."Sundown Mac- Idiot," (6) I've never been the same." She tried to rub up against him. A crowd was beginning to gather. (5) Amazed and confused, they watched as their Marshal did his best to free himself of the situation.
As if Silva wasn't handful enough, Nancy finally broke her silence......
" Listen Dillon. Silva's been jabbering about you for the past 2 months. You ain't leaving until she SAYS you're leaving: http://www.carriehoffman.com/Old-woman.jpg
Along about this time, Sunshine MacGillicutty rode into town.
She took one look at what was going on, and strolled over.
Matt: "What a sight for sore eyes YOU are. Ummmm....Why are you wearing a mask?"
Sunshine:"I dunno......Just felt like it, babe." Just then a large rat came out from under the boardwalk. She took aim and fired.
Silva and Nancy were taken aback from all this.
Nancy: "Who IS this masked woman?!"
Sunshine: "Name's Sunshine MacGillicutty. Matt's woman........And he's my man."
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Kitty was observing all of this......"Damn it. She gets to look heroic, again!" Sam The Bartender peeked out the door to see what was going on. He observed his boss, Miss Kitty.
Kitty spoke....." I have no home, Sam. I have no.....home." She dropped her head to her chest.
Sam:"Yes you do, Miss Kitty." He tried comforting her.
Kitty:" (3) Home is a wounded heart, Sam.......And my heart is broken."
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St. Cloud Minnesota DJ Dave Ley has developed a list of the most commonly requested wedding songs for 2009 in the state of Minnesota. Dave compiled this list through his experience in DJ'ing 12 weddings this year. One of the things Dave has noted through the years is that couples have so many things that go into planning a wedding, that some things are forgotten.
Personalizing your reception with songs you will remember the rest of your life is relatively simple and worth the time and effort. Ley Digital Music has provided St. Cloud, MN DJ services for over 10 years and understands the importance of "your special day ". Whether you require help with the selection of your songs, or know exactly what you want and when you want it to play, Ley Digital Music listens to your request and "plays to the crowd". Ley Digital Music wants to make things as easy and enjoyable as possible and will proudly bring top level Central MN DJ Entertainment for years to come.
Please use this list and the accompanying comments to help make planning your reception a little easier.
1. Cotton Eyed Joe / Rednex (One of the greatest dance songs of all time, sure to get people to the dance floor and let loose)
2. I Gotta Feeling (Gonna Be A Good Night) / The Black Eyed Peas (A great new song that will get both the young and the old feeling like it's gonna be a good night. A great song to play at nearly anytime.)
3. Shook Me All Night Long / ACDC (Classic rock dance song that everyone knows. Works great towards the end of the night when the party's going strong!)
4. Cha Cha Slide / Mr. C (This very popular group dance song talks the dancers through basic dance steps that nearly anyone can do.)
5. Unchained Melody / The Righteous Brothers (One of the most beautiful slow songs of all time. This enchanting slow song brings both the older and younger guests to the dance floor to dance with their special someone.)
6. Electric Slide (Electric Boogie) / Marcia Griffiths (A great group dance that's sure to get people out of their seats.)
7. Dancing Queen / ABBA (An all time classic song that entices a group to dance along side the Bride.)
8. Baby Got Back / Sir Mix A Lot (Everyone knows this old school booty shakin' song. Whether you got back or not much there at all, this is sure to get your booties moving.)
9. Grease Mega Mix / J. Travolta & O. N. John (A great duet from the smash hit movie grease that gets people of all ages dancing and singing along.)
10. Sweet Caroline / Neil Diamond (This monster hit song has the power to bring the older and younger crowd together and tapping their feet.)
11. You Look Wonderful Tonight / Eric Clapton (A perfect song to use for a anniversary or first dance song. Nearly everyone loves to slow dance to this romantic tune.)
12. At Last / Etta James (An extremely popular first dance song about finally finding that special someone. This song is perfect at any wedding.)
13. Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) / Beyonce (A great song to play during the bouquet toss or during any part of the reception dance to get the single ladies out of their seats and shaking their tail feathers.)
14. We Are Family / Sister Sledge (Get your family and friends involved in the fun! Great song for a wedding march or introduction.)
15. Play That Funky Music / Wild Cherry (This funky song puts a hop in your step at nearly any occasion.)
16. Love Shack / B-52's (A popular song that nearly everyone knows, is up beat and a ton of fun to dance to.)
17. Pour Some Sugar On Me / Def Leppard (Put a little rock and roll in the party mix. Great song to help express your feelings and let lose and nod your head.)
18. Billie Jean / Michael Jackson (With it's excellent beat and the special touch that Michael puts into his music, people dance and enjoy this song even if they haven't heard it or don't know the lyrics.)
19. Ice Ice Baby / Vanilla Ice (A funky rap song that's sure to get the party going.)
20. Cupid Shuffle / Cupid (A wonderful group song and dance that everyone can enjoy by both watching or participating.)
21. Get Low / Lil Jon & Ying Yang Twins (Hip hop is in the house with this booty shakin', bass bumpin' hit song.)
22. Twist And Shout / Beatles (An all time classic that get's everyone and their grandma to the dance floor to twist and shout.)
23. I Love Rock N Roll / Joan Jett (With it's unique heavy hitting rock guitar, this song is a great way to keep the rock fans in the crowd entertained and wanting more.)
24. Mony, Mony / Billy Idol (A great song at nearly anytime during a dance to get everyone involved and out of their seats.)
25. Shout / Isley Brothers (One of the all time best songs to get guests of all ages and sizes to get up and shout!)
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